Travel and sex go hand in hand and there are some easy ways to get laid on your travels. Whether it s a nude street encounter, a bit of casual fun or a relationship you're after, here's a few of my tips. Stay safe by wearing a condom (and this is written from a guy's point of view by the way)
1. Sleep in a mixed dormitory
Staying in mixed dorms is key - all male dorms are good but you are less likely to sleep in the same room as a girl you know. Chat up the girls in your room, see the city together and have a few drinks. You might be more than just dorm mates by the end of it all!
Advice - buy her a few drinks, carry condoms and don't waken the others!
2. Chat to the staff at the hostel.
Owners of hostels and hostel staff often lead busy lives, indeed some of the receptionists and cleaners have boring, mundane existences. Chat away to them! If a lady comes in to wash the showers, get talking to her, ask her about the city, invite her out. She might also show you around. If she knows you're heading off again the next morning, she might be gagging for it as much as you.
Advice - Do it in the staff room out the back. She has the keys, and you won't disturb anyone. But check she's not also fuck1ng the owner first!
3. Have a beer in a local bar.
Bars and clubs are a good place to meet sex partners - they might be up for one night stands and local girls will be curious about foreigners especially if you stand out. Get them a drink and get down to business.
My advice - get talking to the locals but try not to reveal too much about yourself!
4. Go on tours with fellow travellers!
Going on group tours is a great way to meet people. Doing the Inca Trail here in PERU!
Bonding by day with fellow travellers, bonking by night. Easy!
Advice - book tours with fellow travellers, chat away to them, eat and drink with them!
5. The Famous Red Light Zones!
Lots of these about and you have to pay for them of course but negotiate a price and get it on if that's what you want. No shame in it given that both parties gain out of it.
My advice - Be Cautious - these can be dodgy. ALWAYS wear a condom.
6. Go Partying!
Pub crawls, nights out etc. are a greet way to meet people on your travels. It could be more than a cocktail straw being sucked!
My advice - Party hard but don't get drunk!
7. Stop being fussy!
Don't be picky or choosy - all people have a place on this planet and you might just find that girl from a different background or who wears a stupid pink hat could be the one for you. Variety is the spice of life!
What's my advice - quit being choosy - chat to the girls normally not your 'type' and you'll be in for a surprise.
8. Go naked!
Not necessarily the best tip ever but you will raise some eyebrows and get a laugh for sure. There can't be many things funnier than waking up in a hostel room to watch someone bounce around naked! Let the girls see what you've got!
What's my advice - be free - strip off in hostels for the other sex!
9. Screw your travel mate!
When you travel with a girl and you know each other well - these things happen. You'll already have shared showers, buses, beds and tours. It's about time you became "friends with benefits".
This should really be number one, but if I put it at number one you wouldn't bother reading the rest. The easiest way to have sex when you travel is to bring your girlfriend, partner or wife! You're in love and that's all that matters. Love is the greatest thing we have. Number 10 is my favourite one by the way, having tried almost all of the others!
Advice - Don't stop loving!
Of course! This is the best and most lovey dovey way to get sex on your travels - you love her, travel with her and sleep with her! This is really the number one way ;-)
Advice - take her and love her.
1. Sleep in a mixed dormitory
Staying in mixed dorms is key - all male dorms are good but you are less likely to sleep in the same room as a girl you know. Chat up the girls in your room, see the city together and have a few drinks. You might be more than just dorm mates by the end of it all!
Advice - buy her a few drinks, carry condoms and don't waken the others!
2. Chat to the staff at the hostel.
Owners of hostels and hostel staff often lead busy lives, indeed some of the receptionists and cleaners have boring, mundane existences. Chat away to them! If a lady comes in to wash the showers, get talking to her, ask her about the city, invite her out. She might also show you around. If she knows you're heading off again the next morning, she might be gagging for it as much as you.
Advice - Do it in the staff room out the back. She has the keys, and you won't disturb anyone. But check she's not also fuck1ng the owner first!
3. Have a beer in a local bar.
Bars and clubs are a good place to meet sex partners - they might be up for one night stands and local girls will be curious about foreigners especially if you stand out. Get them a drink and get down to business.
My advice - get talking to the locals but try not to reveal too much about yourself!
4. Go on tours with fellow travellers!
Going on group tours is a great way to meet people. Doing the Inca Trail here in PERU!
Bonding by day with fellow travellers, bonking by night. Easy!
Advice - book tours with fellow travellers, chat away to them, eat and drink with them!
5. The Famous Red Light Zones!
Lots of these about and you have to pay for them of course but negotiate a price and get it on if that's what you want. No shame in it given that both parties gain out of it.
My advice - Be Cautious - these can be dodgy. ALWAYS wear a condom.
6. Go Partying!
Pub crawls, nights out etc. are a greet way to meet people on your travels. It could be more than a cocktail straw being sucked!
My advice - Party hard but don't get drunk!
7. Stop being fussy!
Don't be picky or choosy - all people have a place on this planet and you might just find that girl from a different background or who wears a stupid pink hat could be the one for you. Variety is the spice of life!
What's my advice - quit being choosy - chat to the girls normally not your 'type' and you'll be in for a surprise.
8. Go naked!
Not necessarily the best tip ever but you will raise some eyebrows and get a laugh for sure. There can't be many things funnier than waking up in a hostel room to watch someone bounce around naked! Let the girls see what you've got!
What's my advice - be free - strip off in hostels for the other sex!
9. Screw your travel mate!
When you travel with a girl and you know each other well - these things happen. You'll already have shared showers, buses, beds and tours. It's about time you became "friends with benefits".
This should really be number one, but if I put it at number one you wouldn't bother reading the rest. The easiest way to have sex when you travel is to bring your girlfriend, partner or wife! You're in love and that's all that matters. Love is the greatest thing we have. Number 10 is my favourite one by the way, having tried almost all of the others!
Advice - Don't stop loving!
Of course! This is the best and most lovey dovey way to get sex on your travels - you love her, travel with her and sleep with her! This is really the number one way ;-)
Advice - take her and love her.
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